Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement)
While wearing these beautifully made, patent leather shoes, you have advantage on Charisma (Performance) and Dexterity (Acrobatics) checks and your walking speed is increased by 10 ft.
Curse. These shoes are cursed. Attuning to them curses you and they cannot be removed until you are targeted by a remove curse spell or similar magic. You have disadvantage on Dexterity (Stealth) and Wisdom (Perception) checks as you flamboyantly tap dance everywhere you go.
This one has been the list for long enough, I’m not sure what inspired it. It could honestly just be a desire to use the word “flamboyant.” It’s amazing how many times it appears in my concepts list.