XOR Bident of Death
Weapon (trident), legendary (requires attunement)
You gain a +1 bonus to attack and damage rolls made with this magic and unrealistically massive weapon.
When you attack a creature, you may choose to simultaneously attack an adjacent creature at disadvantage with the other prong. If both attacks hit, both creatures take an extra 8d6 necrotic damage. If neither attack hits, you take 8d6 necrotic damage.
Another New Years resolution to be lazy. I’m not going to be trying too hard this year to balance items or take them seriously. Look forward to a lot of silliness, puns, and chaos. Going to be over-using that legendary rarity.